Shave and a Haircut-2 Bits!

So who knows how much money 2-bits is? I do I do! Me and Brad took the Ditterbug out for his very first hair cut! We went to the Barber Shop on main street in Monroe and my bug cried through the whole thing. But he wasnt crying because he didnt want his hair cut. He was crying because he didnt want to wear the cape dealie that they put on you to keep the hair off of you. Now his Banks ears look bigger and omg his bangs are cut straight across! He looks like such a little nerd. But you can swish over his bangs and he looks alot better. No STINKY boys at our house! and then the night before that Ditterbug fell outside on the deck and bite a whole through his lip from the inside to the outside! It bled and bled and thenit bled alot more which made me want to panick. Jes Louis how much blood can one baby boy have in a cracked lip? It soaked in his diaper and was disgusting. So I ran him to the Emergency Room-Hereafter refered to as the ER>(he he he right off the Law Office paper work). So after we been sitting in the ER for ever, cause you know there is no drive through service, Doogie Hauser MD comes into our room to take a look at the Bug. He says definetly stiches were needed and that we were gonna have to numb it up first and then stitch it. However he wanted us to wait for the next Dr. who would be comming on shift at 11pm. Geez, more waiting. So about 11:45 Dr. Gonzales comes into our room, takes a look at the bug and says basically the same thing that Dr. Doogie had said. but he also wants us to give Ditters a sedative through an IV so he will be still while he does the stiches. Two little newbie nurses start trying to find a vain in my boys little stick arms and after messing up the first one and working forever on the second-I've had enough! My boy is screaming so hard and both of us are crying so I'm thnking that this is not worth it-my boys hurting more now then when he cracked his lip to begin with. So we left! The next day we went to his regular Dr. Madani and she stuck some super glue stuff on his lip to hold it together and we went on our way. Amazing! Why couldnt they just do that at the ER? Maybe it was just too easy. Grrrrr. They make me so mad!